croutoncat:

powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

virgo-vixen:

nose-nippin-fun:

guardianhiccup:

((I will never NOT reblog this post))

I JUST CHOKED LAUGHING

didyousaypuppeteersorpoptarts:

peetasboxers:

the-changlorious-bastards:

NO

PRAISE THE LORD THIS IS PERFECT

mICHAEL

monochrainbow:

mnastynastynasty:

oh my god i can’t get over this

he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

middle-east-beast:

161neveralone161:

beforethebereavement:

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.

Now she’s laying on the cold hard ground

You guys just killed my text post